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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:02
No way
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...